![]() "May the most you wish for be the least you get.".I actually like both of you-do you have any idea how rare that is?" ![]() "Now, let’s raise our glasses to the happy couple."Never laugh at your spouse’s choices."Saying 'I do' at your wedding is like clicking the 'I accept' box any time a new piece of software on your computer or phone asks you to read its terms and conditions: You do it despite having no idea what will come next."As Bill and Ted once said: 'Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.'".I am, of course, talking about the doughnut wall." "We are gathered here today to honor something so truly magical, so truly unique and wonderful, that it simply had to be celebrated.But if you must lie, lie with each other. "May you both live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.".Duct tape keeps things from moving when they shouldn’t, and WD40 gets things moving when they’re stuck." ![]()
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